Get Weird with the SUMMIT COLLECTION Underworld Upside Down Ossuary Skull Wine Goblet

Let's get real. If you think any "ordinary" wine glass is meant for peasants, then this goblet is basically made for you, because it’s a skull, upside down, on a stick, and that's basically goth dreams come true.

Let me just say, this isn't just any dollar-store glass. This glass stands about 7 inches tall, the mouth is wide enough for a hefty pour (7 ounces, if you like to do the math). The kicker, however, is that they are all hand-painted, every single one, so no two are the same, it's literally a unique tiny, creepy skull you are drinking out of. The paint job is insane, almost too realistic. It literally looks like you are drinking out of some kind of medieval bone trophy filled with merlot wine.

And the stem? That was no cheap plastic junk. They really went full art kid on this: crushed stone mixed with a fancy resin, decorated with little skulls and some gothic stuff. It looks heavy metal, and it feels solid too—not cheap and hollow.

Okay, if you want this thing to last longer than the last New Year’s resolution you had, wash it with your hands. Mild soap, light touch. The resin's strong but not forever, and there have been a couple of people complaining about breakage- normally from being rough with the sponge. It's not invincible, but if you treat it like a small haunted artifact you will be good.

If you prefer the Addams Family over Martha Stewart, then this goblet is about to be your best friend. Halloween parties? Dungeons and Dragons night? Or just a Tuesday night when you want to be a villain, (when are you not?)? This goblet is something else. People will talk about it. Some may even be a little scared - that's kind of the point.

Buyers are interested primarily for the finish, and then the "whoa where did you get that?" factor. Just so you're aware, this is not big. A decent number of previous buyers wanted something large - a goblet fit for a Viking, not so much, this is more "gothic-chic" than tankard of doom. A few have had issues with the glass portion popping off the skull's base, so don't drop it on your floor if you can help it. Just a suggestion.

OK, so the Underworld Upside Down Skull Goblet is basically a no go for your easily creeped out types (and the people who can't be trusted with fragile items). But, if your friend is goth enough, type of person who celebrates Halloween all year long, or just wants to watch Aunt Linda almost drop her casserole at dinner, this thing is fricken sweet. It is even pretty strangely beautiful. But, you know, wine from a skull just tastes better. I mean, it is a no brainer that wine from skull must tastes 20% more dangerous. Those are the facts. The only thing I want to mention is hand wash it if you don't want to spend your weekend cleaning out the dishwasher full of resin and stuff. If you treat it right, you can enjoy your (probably dangerous) underworld villain kid for a long time. So, cheers to all my weird friends out there. Bottoms up weirdos.